How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
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Post by stephyannette » Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:40 am

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!


Post by Guest » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:05 pm

Love it!!! Thanks!



Post by Guest » Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:03 pm

That's too funny. Thanks. :D


Post by Guest » Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:44 pm

Hey, that is A good one. Thank you for the laugh. Louie


Post by Guest » Tue May 13, 2008 5:53 am

LMAO soooo funny I love it....


Post by Guest » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:46 pm

omg i laughed so much i had to have my son read sure he is tired of tickets from a loud stereo....


Post by Guest » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:33 am

This is was just the laugh I needed this morning!!!



Post by Guest » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:09 pm

Lol. That was a great joke. Thanks for the laugh.

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Re: How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

Post by randy c. » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:08 am

This is an older post but funny is funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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