Real Work Excuse

Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
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Post by HebbReese » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:41 am

Too funny Searunner! I love the one about the flu! That totally sounds like me! LOL

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Post by jillzmind » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:39 pm

Jamie ..yes the air at home is better, there's no doubt about it haha.I mean isn't that common knowledge? :p

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Post by BrittanyBaby » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:12 am

Loll, you never realize how funny you are till you look at what you think.
Very funny:)

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Post by art760 » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:14 am

ill be like boss i cant work today my mam is very sick, and i have to take her to the doc..when the truth was that i was taking myself to the

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Post by pettygil » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:26 pm

I don't work anymore but before I received SSI fo panic, and depression, back in the day.. I would call in and pretend to sneeze, ah shoe, then pretend to cough. I'd hold my nose a little, then try to speak..i'd talk in a low raspy voice..I'm just calling, ah shoe, excuse me..I can't come into work today, cough, cough..I'm feeling really sick..I think I got a held could and I feel like I have to vomit, oh god I gotta go

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Post by early31 » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:51 am

I can't come in to work today because I think I'm going insane and I don't want to do that in front of everybody... though, it would be cool to go insane and tell the bosses some things on my mind.
lol why is it when I'm worried I'm going crazy, I feel like cowering in a corner and afraid of making an embarassment of myself? Why can't I be like super confident and walk around like I own the place kind of crazy?

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Post by Krystie75 » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:04 pm

Thanks for the Laughs. Only I have never taken a sick day from work. I even went to work when my throat was so swollen and sore that I couldn't talk. I learned that it was an allergic reaction to wheat. I wish I had some funny excuse to ad, because these ones are really funny. I guess I always thought it better to face my fears head on. If it came to fight or flight I would stay and fight. I have too. I run slow.

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Post by Lexi*J » Thu May 24, 2012 12:02 am

SeaRunner wrote:Oh Lord, I know how this goes. These are all real, of course.

Sorry, but I can't come in today:

2) I can't remember if I took my medications a few minutes ago. I'm pretty sure I did but I can't be totally sure. What if I'm just remembering taking them yesterday? I can't take them again, I might overdose.
I chuckled when I saw that one haha. I sooo totally think that way.

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Post by lucy knepp » Thu May 24, 2012 5:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: so funny!!!

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